tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704984.post8392376386113696723..comments2023-09-25T12:03:00.637+01:00Comments on Tom Morton's Beatcroft: The wonder of Woolies, secret crushes and pleading ignoranceUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704984.post-26837310677353387112008-11-28T01:33:00.000+00:002008-11-28T01:33:00.000+00:00Sarah Palin... Maybe...Wendy Alexander... Most c...Sarah Palin... Maybe...<BR/><BR/>Wendy Alexander... Most certainly...<BR/><BR/>Head already hanging in shame!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704984.post-46157160502430536972008-11-27T14:39:00.000+00:002008-11-27T14:39:00.000+00:00It Wasnae MeI definitely wasnae me who under the d...It Wasnae Me<BR/><BR/>I definitely wasnae me who under the direction of a "mate" of mine managed to demolished 15ft of brick wall in a pub car park into a stream somewhere in deepest darkest Welsh Wales over 20 years ago (cough honest!) <BR/><BR/>It definitely wansnae me who reversing a large van with an even longer car trailer attached with a rally car on it in the pitch black.<BR/><BR/>"Come on loads of room"<BR/>"Keep goin, keep goin"<BR/>"Miles yet..."<BR/><BR/>CRUNCH.... rrrrrrrrUMBLE <BR/><BR/>"er... WOAH!"<BR/><BR/>It definitely wasnae us who all came to the universal realisation that we weren't that hungry really, the pub was probably really naf, the beer would be "poor".<BR/><BR/>And we certainly didn't facilitate a "Dukes of Hazzrd" style exit from said car park (no mean feat in a rig weighing 4 tons) (not that I'd know ANYTHING about that of course) as we beat a retreat back to Gods own country.Muttleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02733010925971342427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704984.post-48720647724814541372008-11-27T14:20:00.000+00:002008-11-27T14:20:00.000+00:00Wollies started their slide downhill when they rip...Wollies started their slide downhill when they ripped the beautiful parquet flooring and wooden counters out of their store. Visiting Grafton Street (Dublin) has never been the same since.Brendan MacNeillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16843575526843724377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704984.post-53747873648803712832008-11-27T14:00:00.000+00:002008-11-27T14:00:00.000+00:00Sarah Palin? I wouldSarah Palin? I wouldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8704984.post-66865693011830691832008-11-27T09:28:00.000+00:002008-11-27T09:28:00.000+00:00I once had a very disconcerting dream about Michae...I once had a very disconcerting dream about Michael Portillo and blushed every time I saw him on the telly for months afterwards. Feel nauseous even thinking about it now... <BR/><BR/>P.S. Thanks for alerting us to the Lost Soul Band gig...cannae wait!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com