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Shetland and Scotland. Books, records, guitars, food, dogs, motorcycles, pushbikes, art, funerals
Monday, February 22, 2021
Friday, February 05, 2021
A reading from It Tolls for Thee
Thursday, January 21, 2021
Give Me the Jag (Not the Jab)
Give Me The Jag
I'll walk ten miles and I'll walk ten more
At two in the morning, or three or four
I don't believe it's going to do me any harm
So come on, stick that needle in my arm
Some of my friends say they're not so sure
Some pop star said that it’s impure
They smoke their tobacco and their Afghan weed
Spent their 20s off their faces on bathtub speed
I don't care if it's sore
I had the BCG
From a drunk school nurse, but I didn’t get TB
I've had penicillin, yellow fever, tetanus too
Been injected till my arms were black and blue
Stop waving those flags
Just give me the jag
Guy had the Pfizer, said it was great
Spent two whole days doing Windows updates
I'm going for Astra Zeneca, I'll tell you why
I've always been an Apple Mac kind of guy
Really I don't care, I'll take what I get
And you will too, I'm willing to bet
Sick of living in a World of Warcraft and Doom
I'm sick of Facetime and I'm sick of Zoom
CHORUS
And if I see you with a mask hanging round your neck again
I got a Supersoaker full of Tabasco and pakora sauce my friend
Give me the jag
That’s J A G
I don’t want no J A B
Give me the jag
Copyright Tom Morton 2021
Saturday, January 09, 2021
Cut Donald Trump From Home Alone 2 (a plea)
Donald’s going to jail
Donald’s going to jail
It’s no fairy tale, you know it’s true
Donald’s going to jail
Justice will prevail
Why he was in that film I never knew
They’re cutting him from Home Alone Two
No-one’s laughing now
No-one’s laughing now
America the beautiful’s been screwed
No-one’s laughing now
He’s eaten all the sacred cows
And every single one’s been barbecued
They’re cutting him from Home Alone Two
You’ll find him at some 19th hole
He lost and now he’s skulking’
He tried to get the FBI to kill Macauley Culkin
I call on Chris Columbus
Joe Pesci and John Hughes
There’s just one thing they know they have to do
Cut Donald Trump from Home Alone 2
They’re cutting off his hair
They’re cutting off his hair
They’ll take his belt, the laces from his shoes
They’re cutting off his hair
Whatever’s really there
I don’t think he’ll be needing much shampoo
And they’re cutting him from Home Alone Two
Do it for me
And burn every print of Home Alone Three