Ah, the glory of Shetlandic skip-diving! Who knows what you'll find? Alas, the shelves I thought were painted wood turned out to be chipboard, but still, I found room to dump two outgrown, rusted-solid bikes, and the redundant Swedish Mulltoa electric biological composting toilet. Of which more another time.
But what was Minnie doing there? I swear I didn't set this up. There she was, pleading for rescue.
I left her there, of course.