Nobody wants a baseball bat, everybody wants a racquet
Every politician has a flag inside his jacket
Playing football on a tennis court, there's now an official ban
In Murrayland
Nobody drinks any alcohol, they've given up for good
Everyone's eating Milky Bars and other healthy food
Fred Perry Polo shirts, imported from Taiwan
De rigeur in Murrayland
Everybody wants a mum who looks like Judy
Fierce and funny and for her age she's quite a cutie
Everybody wants an Andy Murray haircut
Barbers everywhere are going bankrupt
Everybody's trying to make their service faster
Neds are shouting '40-love ya bastard'
They face off with sharpened Slazengers, and end up shaking hands
Here in Murrayland
No more Deep Fried Mars Bars, it's strawberries and cream
Pimms instead of Buckfast in every housing scheme
You never get a battering, just a backhand
Here
In Murrayland
Here
In Murrayland
Copyright Zander 'Blind Boy' Flugga 2013
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