Two weeks a Year (60 Grand Motorhome)

Two weeks a year

I was always a wanderer,  restless at heart

Ready to range and to roam

Now the road beckons me, I’m wild and free

In my new 50 grand motor home

I have Steppenwolf Springsteen and Zeppelin on my phone

I let Aly Bain and Phil Cunningham play

 I cry at Margaret’s Waltz Thunder Road, Born to Run

I weep during Thought for the Day

Two weeks a year

Two weeks a year

When I leave the driveway

I’m King of the highway 

Two weeks a year

I park up in laybys to empty my tank

I let all that waste fluid flow

I'm sure that those chemicals nourish the earth

And the mess will eventually go

I’ve got Harley, a Vintage Fat Boy

It’s in the conservatory 

I never ride it I just sit astride it

And think of places I could be

In winter I put the van safely away

wrapped in clingfilm in a heated garage

Then I sit on my Fat Boy sip single malts 

And watch videos of Nigel Farage

Two weeks a year

Two weeks a year

Any longer than that

You might as well rent a flat

Two weeks a year

20 year’s holidays 

All already paid

Copyright Tom Morton 2020