He mutters to himself
He’s so unhappy
And then he soils himself
They change his nappy
And that’s a job which is
Really crappy
Get a clean one on!
Diaper Don
Disposable thank God,
Not Terry towelling
Sometimes there is a need
For careful trowelling
Don’t find yourself downwind
Or you’ll be howling
In the environs
Of Diaper Don
For him golf is the sport
Passion arouses
He shouldn’t wear those creamy
Golfing trousers
They have to keep spares at
The halfway houses
He’s a phenomenon
That Diaper Don
He can’t put a pair
Of big boy pants on
Better avoid the chair
He’s been sat on
Thing is he doesn’t care
Who he has shat on
He’ll soon be gone
He’s Diaper Don
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