Years ago, when caravan and camping holidays and long, long motorway drives were compulsory in the Morton family, disgusting and horrible in-car songs provided some distraction. Who can forget 'Diarrhoea (I Feel It Near)' or 'I Need To Go To The Toilet', 'Knutsford City Limits', 'Whulks' 'I Am A Horse' and many more?
I've long thought about a children's show which would include messy, horrible songs, many about poo. Parents would hate it, probably. I suspect the bairns would love it.
Anyway, here's a first example of a singalong, jaunty little number about dog excrement. It's educational. And based on actual events. Yes, we do have a dog whose name is Lulu.