On Comparing Scotland to Panama
We’ve got a canal, in fact we’ve got a few
The Monklands and the Crinan and the Caledonian too
The Union, the Forth and Clyde, which ends at Bowling Basin
The Falkirk Wheel’s the engineering symbol of our nation
I hear they use the dollar, though they’re no’ in the USA
And we could use the English pound in exactly the same way
All we need’s a General Noriega and a nice wee shooting war
And then we’ll understand what countries have a currency for
So Panama, oh Panama, Just stick it up yer bum
Cause we’ve got mair canals than you, you’ve only got the one
Panama, oh Panama, away and bile yer heid
We’ve been to Darien before, and ended up near deid
Copyright Scar Quilse, 2014
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