Donald’s going to jail
Donald’s going to jail
It’s no fairy tale, you know it’s true
Donald’s going to jail
Justice will prevail
Why he was in that film I never knew
They’re cutting him from Home Alone Two
No-one’s laughing now
No-one’s laughing now
America the beautiful’s been screwed
No-one’s laughing now
He’s eaten all the sacred cows
And every single one’s been barbecued
They’re cutting him from Home Alone Two
You’ll find him at some 19th hole
He lost and now he’s skulking’
He tried to get the FBI to kill Macauley Culkin
I call on Chris Columbus
Joe Pesci and John Hughes
There’s just one thing they know they have to do
Cut Donald Trump from Home Alone 2
They’re cutting off his hair
They’re cutting off his hair
They’ll take his belt, the laces from his shoes
They’re cutting off his hair
Whatever’s really there
I don’t think he’ll be needing much shampoo
And they’re cutting him from Home Alone Two
Do it for me
And burn every print of Home Alone Three
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