Saturday, March 12, 2016

50 Hours of Beatcroft Social, The Prog Rock Poem, Mull2Muckle video, last night's Vera show and its Spotify playlist, plus BBC Radio Orkney's Orcadian Dalliance...all in one place

Kind of like, almost, a webzine, with embedded players, videos, poetry and playlists!
But first, a menu. Or, if you will, contents:

(1) Here's last night's Radio Vera Ireland Beatcroft Social radio show, featuring The Faces, Los Lobos, Dawes, Lowell George and Blue Rose Code among others. Streaming here, repeated on Vera at 10.00pm on Wednesday. Play from here or go to...
(2)...Mixcloud, where there's now an unbelievable 50 HOURS of Beatcroft Social music and chat for your delectation and delight. No ads, no trails, all choices my own. It's here.
(3) I decided this week to complete the Mull2Muckle cycle route (Mull of Galloway to Muckle Flugga in Unst) this summer. That'd be Perth to Kirkwall. Here's the video shot by Precious Productions of my 'short route' completion three years ago.
(4) For those on Spotify, here's the link to last night's show as a Spotify playlist, and...
(5)...here's Tuesday's BBC Radio Orkney show, Tom Morton's Orcadian Dallaince. It's on Soundcloud, which means you can listen online or download for later consumption. Don't ask me how...
...and finally, a poem, which was inspired by a Facebook post by Brian Crosland concerning the death of Keith Emerson. Have a good week!


Progressive rock

(Keith Emerson 1944-2016)


May we not remember yet, and grieve
For those who shared our youth, and who
Leave us bereft, diminished, lost?

The last limousine has left the stage door
In Renfield Lane we loiter, you
Hardcore in greatcoat and Docs that cost

Two Saturdays in Listen, Cambridge Street
Sneering at Osmonds fans, but serving them
Their sweet confections with contempt.

We have a last train which will not wait
From Central to Pollokshaws, we are condemned
Hating our superior discontent

The gap that yawns so wide between the audience
And band, is just the same for us. 
We hold the difference tight, though: our music’s real

Musicians, real ones, who can really play!
We miss the train, but catch the late-night bus
There are synthesisers in the swish of wheels 

I won’t forget that night, our coats’ wet-dog smell
Next day, my ears were ringing, but I could hear
Well enough to know that everything had changed

In Gloria’s Record Bar, I saw this guy
Bleached, shorn,spiked and pierced
“I ordered it. It should be in. I’ve got the cash,” 

He said. “The single’s White Riot. The band is called The Clash.”

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Beatcroft Social, broadcast on Radio Vera 30 January & 3 Feb. Archived on Mixcloud, Playlist on Spotify

Broadcast on Radio Vera Ireland, 30 January at 7.00pm, then repeated on Wednesday 10.00pm

Now archived and available for streaming on Mixcloud


Here's the playlist - also available (no talking!) on Spotify.

Gone, Gone, Gone  – The Everly Brothers
Get Rhythm – Ry Cooder
Mannish Boy – Muddy Waters
Radio Free Europe – R.E.M.
Vagabond Moon – Willie Nile
I Think We’re Alone Now – The Rubinoos
She's Got a Way – Billy Joel
The Coldest Night Of The Year – Bruce Cockburn
A Case Of You – Joni Mitchell
Fame  – David Bowie
Desperado – Eagles
Wonderful Life – Black
Pilgrim (You Can’t Go Home) – Dave Rawlings Machine

Thursday, January 07, 2016

Dexter and me (on holiday)



Our relationship -  it’s platonic
Though your behaviour can be chronic
When people come to stay, I’ve seen you greet
Them by urinating on their feet
But your affection can’t be debated
Overrated or underestimated
Your urge to guard your territory
Is the stuff of legend and epic story
The postman used to call, now he won’t risk it
Without a pocketful of tasty biscuits
You’re roused to fury by every stranger
Each one a real and present danger
Jehovah’s Witnesses now never witness
You grip their pantaloons, and scare them witless
To watch them scurry off, there’s nothing sweeter
And no-one ever comes to read our meter
You growl through windows at any hiker
Half a mile away, you harry bikers
Pedal or motorised, they dare not dally
Or you will make them swerve down hidden alleys
Where you will chew their Gore Tex or leather
The only thing that scares you is the weather
If it’s rainy, windy or cold
Your demeanour is not quite so bold
And if you venture forth, it’s in a coat
At which your fellow canines laugh and gloat
“Just look at him” they bark, and whine and whinny
“He’s just a wimp, a shivering, hairless ninny”
Which frankly, represents strategic error
For when it’s dry you are a holy terror
You’re prone to pounce, with grim intent
On dogs both large and small, embarrassment
Ensuing, and vexation
For Rottweilers and Alsatians
Reduced to whimpering, quivering wrecks
A ball of teeth and muscle at their necks
Though blood is never drawn, or  rarely 
You prefer humiliation, inflicted fairly
Without recourse to police or SSPCA
Who might try to take you away
Though uniforms of any kind
Tend to affect your canine mind
Particularly a peaked hat
You definitely don’t like that
So police! Inspectors! Do not come near
This dog shows not a trace of fear
You may be direct, deploy a ruse
But he will pee upon your shoes
Besides, I will not let you through
The door, no matter what you do
Me and the dog, the dog and me
We will not go quietly.

Right now, though, I’m on holiday
Full of more guilt than I can say
Though I know you’re being well looked after
In a warm house full of dogs and laughter
I am concerned you may forget
Me. I will be back though. Do not fret
Though frankly, I’m the one that’s fretting 
Absence aiding and abetting
Fondness, and some relief. Who knows?

Maybe you’ll stop pissing on toes?

Sunday, January 03, 2016

Fresh for 2016: New Beatcroft Social from Tom Morton as heard on Radio Vera Ireland - stream anytime

This is the playlist for the last two-hour Radio Vera Ireland Beatcroft Social (it will be going to 1-hour as of next week, and as I'll be on holiday the next two will be repeats of the earliest Mixcloud-only Beatcrofts). This  new show was originally broadcast on Vera on 2 and 6 January.


You can go the website and hear the full programme on Mixcloud here

And the Spotify playlist is available to stream here

Or play the show direct from this blog:


There She Goes – The La's
Mr. Tambourine Man – The Byrds
Wild Horses – The Flying Burrito Brothers
Common People – Pulp
Long Cool Woman (In A Black Dress) – The Hollies
Marrakesh Express – Crosby, Stills & Nash
Running On Empty – Jackson Browne
Last train to Memphis – The Band
Sweet Thing  – Van Morrison
Runnin' Down A Dream – Tom Petty
Alright, Alright, Alright – Mungo Jerry
Tired Of Being Alone – Al Green
Small Town – John Mellencamp
Who'll Stop the Rain (with Bob Seger) – John Fogerty
Turn the Page (feat. Kurt Van Meter) – Bob Seger, Kurt Van Meter
Rock And Roll Never Forgets - Live – Bob Seger
Rock 'N Me – Steve Miller Band
Rock & Roll Band – Boston
Fool For The City – Foghat
La Grange  – ZZ Top
Let It Rock – George Thorogood
Texas Flood – Stevie Ray Vaughan
I've Been to a Marvellous Party – The Divine Comedy
Tonight The Streets Are Ours – Richard Hawley
Black Fang – Cherry Ghost
Man Of Aran – British Sea Power
No Fear Of Falling  – I Am Kloot
Grounds For Divorce – Elbow
This Is Music – The Verve
Rocks – Primal Scream

Sunday, December 27, 2015

On Mixcloud (with talking) and Spotify (no talking) The Beatcroft social embarrassing-dad/grandad-dancing New Year shindig playlist (with aspects of modernity)

Spotify playlist (no speech) here:
 https://open.spotify.com/user/shetlandic/playlist/1rPpTvq1v8x1w9aDVYfKiR


Or play the full 2-hour Mixcloud radio show (with talking) here:




Tumbling Dice – The Rolling Stones
Run Like The River – Vintage Trouble
Take Me To The River – Al Green
Mustang Sally – Wilson Pickett
Bad Moon Rising - Thea Gilmore
Rock’n’Roll Girls - John Fogerty
Poor Poor Pitiful Me – Warren Zevon
Tainted Love  – Gloria Jones
Some Kind Of Wonderful – The Soul Brothers Six
Money (That's What I Want) - Barrett Strong
(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave – Martha Reeves & The Vandellas
Too Many Fish In The Sea – The Marvelettes
Wishing Well – Free
Uptown Funk – Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars
Teenage Kicks – The Undertones
Song 2 – Blur
You Give Love A Bad Name – Bon Jovi
More Than a Feeling – Boston
I Fought the Law – The Clash
Won't Get Fooled Again – The Who
Ace of Spades – Motörhead
Jessie's Girl – Rick Springfield
Superstition – Stevie Wonder
Town Called Malice – The Jam
Does Your Mother Know – ABBA
Heroes  – David Bowie
Blitzkrieg Bop – Ramones
Good Times – CHIC
No Woman, No Cry  – Bob Marley & The Wailers
Get It On – T. Rex
Addicted To Love – Robert Palmer
Teardrops – Womack & Womack

Miss You  – The Rolling Stones