On the Election of a Former Gameshow Host to the Presidency of the United States of America

The dad-dancing Strictly buffoon

The Apprentice psychopath with interesting hair

The I’m-A-Celebrity-Get-Me-In-There

Rehab refugee from an afternoon

Soap

He’s no dope

Don’t think that for a minute

A woman-hating, fumbling, groping freak

Cunning, desperate, wealthy, scared and weak

It’s his gameshow world, and we’re in it

Press play

There’s no ‘press’ today

Only the pad of thumbs on glass

Tweeting and retweeting

Endlessly retreating

Enabling the crass

To win

So it begins…

Tom Morton 2016