Come to our Gigs (Let the Music Play)

Come to our Gigs (Let the Music Play)

We've got  hand sanitizer made  with love

Security will all be wearing organic rubber gloves

Go ahead and organise your baby sitters

We got luxury portable shitters

And they'll be disinfected after every shite

We guarantee you'll have a wonderful night

We've got bills that we need to pay

Important ideas to communicate

We've got egos we deserve to nourish

Creativity that has to flourish

Our priority's obviously your health

And the creation of a little wealth

Come to our gigs

Get your tickets, get your money spent

Come to our gigs

Nothing beats the live experience

Come to our gigs

No social distancing will save your soul

Take a little risk for the sake of rock'n'roll

Cancelling the tour never had my vote

We've got an album we need to promote

All that merch that we commissioned

We've taken advice and we have permission

You should see the t shirts we've had produced

You can wear our special masks - they've been reduced

And don't worry about the perspex screen

Between you and the stage, we can still be seen

And the PA's guaranteed to be really loud

Though nothing can beat the sound of a crowd

That sense of community is just the best

And all payments will be contactless

So come to our gigs

Even millionaires still need to play

Come to our gigs

We've got dealers and ex-wives to pay

Come to our gigs

Our industry is on its knees

Percentage-wise, those are tiny booking fees...